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Cheeky pub humour, printed on cork.
54 cheeky British lines printed bold on 95mm Portuguese cork — pub philosophy, hangover survival, Monday-morning rage, very British grumbling and a few existential gut-punches. £5 each or 4 for £15, hand-made in Cornwall.
Beer o'clock somewhere
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One more then home. Promise.
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I'm not drunk, I'm bilingual
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Save water, drink beer
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My round? Already? Bloody hell.
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Quiet pint. Famous last words.
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Wine not?
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Gin and bear it
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Sober is a vibe. Not mine.
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Last orders, my arse
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Mondays should be illegal
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Out of office. Out of patience.
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Coffee first. Then your nonsense.
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I survived another bloody meeting
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It's not laziness. It's energy conservation.
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Working from home means working from bed
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This meeting could've been an email
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I'm only here for the biscuits
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Bare minimum, maximum effort
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Never again. Until Friday.
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I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine.
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Hangovers are aged 30+
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Tea fixes most things
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Water? Disgusting. Pass the wine.
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Bacon sandwich, please and thank you
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My head is a crime scene
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Send help. And a kebab.
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I love you. Now sod off.
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We need to talk. Get me a drink first.
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You're the gin to my tonic
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Mine. Hands off the wine.
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Date night = takeaway and telly
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Marriage: 50 years of asking 'what?'
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I tolerate you on a good day
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You complete me. Mostly.
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Sorry. (I'm not sorry.)
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Mustn't grumble. Always grumbling.
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It's not the heat, it's the bloody humidity
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Queue here for disappointment
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Cheers, ta, love
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Brew? Course you want a brew.
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Lovely weather. For ducks.
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Knackered, mate. Absolutely knackered.
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Right then. Better make a move.
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Bit nippy out, isn't it?
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We're all dying. Have another.
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Inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened
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Born tired, raised lazy
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Nothing matters. Pass the crisps.
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I peaked in 2007
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Adulting is a scam
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Plot twist: there is no plot
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Today's mood: feral
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I came. I saw. I had a lie down.
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Dead inside but caffeinated
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On the edge of giving a toss
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Why people buy Last Orders
If you've searched for funny coasters, novelty coasters, witty drink coasters or quirky pub coasters — this is the range. 54 cheeky one-liners in proper British dry humour: pub philosophy, hangover survival, Monday-morning rage, very British grumbling and a few existential gut-punches. Printed bold on premium 5mm Portuguese cork, made-to-order in Cornwall.
Perfect for gift shops, souvenir shops, garden centres, pubs, bars and farm shops. Wholesale from 162 coasters — mix any designs across the range. Made-to-order in Cornwall, trade pricing on request.
